Group Discount

Society has never been consistent with its views and bromides. You've heard the sayings; "three's company," or "the third wheel," or even "the more, the merrier?" Well, we've come up with our own trite cliché, "Group Discount." That's right, the more people you bring to a fucking party (literally), the more fun you have, the less chances you have at being stuck with NO ONE to do! Ingenious, no?