Not On My Young Face

They may say to us "Not On My Face," and we might try our best not to do that, but for some odd reason it always ends up on their pretty little faces. This has been a problem for males dating back to the Stone Age, but just recently we have given up on trying to alter our uncontrollable ways. So ladies, after we're done fucking the Hell out of you, just sit back and enjoy us shooting the hot, thick, and tasty load all over your face. There ain't nothing prettier looking than that!